the things they say

*phone rings*
me: hello?
ran-da-man: sup yo?
me: nothing much, what's going on with you?
ran-da-man: dude, i'm at metro, and just bought a millenium falcon for $99!!! come and get one!
me: erm, why would i want a millenium falcon man?
ran-da-man: ...but it's only $99!!!
me: what are you going to do with it??
ran-da-man: i dunno, put it on top of my tv or something...
me: ???