fast food conversations

when i remember some conversations i've had with front line ambassadors of the fast food industry, i thank my lucky stars that my line of work is not as monotonous as theirs.

conversation #1:
me: can i have a mc chicken to go please?
them: one mc chicken to go sir, anything else?
me: nope that's it.
them: ok so one mc chicken to go. are you having it here or taking it away?
me: ???

conversation #2:
me: hi can i get a large diet coke please?
them: ok, anything else sir?
me: no thanks, i'm good.
them: ok that will be $2.20. would you like chili sauce or ketchup with that?
me: ???

phew...