Thursday, June 30, 2005

when will i learn?

not everyone treats everything as a joke. apparently, nothing is sacred to me, as insult follows taunt follows insensitive comment. i am sure that i expect too much when i automatically assume that people know when i am joking and when i am serious. after all, don't i spend 98% (give or take a percentage point) of the time ribbing friends and strangers alike? i feel misunderstood when good intentions go awry. when things spoken in jest further depresses and humiliates those around me instead of lightening the mood. and yet, i wonder if i'm just avoiding the possibility that maybe i really am to blame.

it's time to reassess how i do things. i'm tired of hurting those close to me with my insensitivity.

it's time to stop passing the buck and to hold myself accountable for my actions and words.

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

in unexpected places




funny how beauty pops up in the most unexpected places. the models on the yacht were tacky, mindless and hardly attractive. the see and be seen event was boring and hot, and the annoying freelance photographer was being a wanker as always.
but when the sky paints itself with such vivid hues, and wonder is found in the mixture of man-made objects and nature, it makes you realize that everything is going to be alright.

Sunday, June 26, 2005

the one that almost got away




after being in the wrong place, getting a horrible view from marina square and a zero picture of the flypast. i book it to the other side of the esplanade, and three frames later, i manage to get a shot for the paper.

whew

better move quick

that's right darren, you better hustle and find that special woman. they've already made a movie about you!

Thursday, June 23, 2005

quotable quotes

"to be honest, good-looking guys do nothing for me" - significant other

thanks

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

reverse midas touch part deux

i don't get it.

things seem to be falling apart in the weirdest way. it's almost like i've been hexed.

apart from the home entertainment system short circuiting and the bike accident that i wrote about in my last post, the following have happened since then:

1) powerbook went on the fritz for the third time since i bought it (a scant 15 months ago i might add). ANOTHER logic board problem, in which the logic board was yet again replaced (also the third time). after which i get an email from apple saying "Sorry to inform you that we faced persistent failure during our extended testing after replacing the airport extreme and main logic board. thus, we need more time to examine your system further as the fault is new to us."
2) motorbike is finally back from the shop. only problems are that the fuel sensor is fried, the clutch is still slipping and sloppy replacement of the wiring on my led brake light means i have limited space in my top box to stow away gear. another five hours spent waiting at the garage (including the one hour lunch break when everyone just dropped everything and buggered off). oh, did i mention i forgot to bring a book to read?
3) the abovementioned powerbook was returned a week after i sent it in, only to discover that there was something wrong with the ram slot and it wasn't reading one of the chips. another long assed haul back to apple for yet more troubleshooting.
4) finally all is fixed, i come home, pop open the computer, and find out that the apple basestation decided that it too wanted to lay down and die. replaced by an smc wireless router at a third of the price.
5) watched batman begins, only to have to evacuate the cinema 20 minutes into the movie because of a fire.
6) came home to find the fridge conking out, water (from the melted ice) every-fucking-where. of course this happens right after i buy perishable groceries.

may not seem that bad, but considering numbers 3 to 6 happened in less than 18 hours, i'd classify it as a bitch of a day.

think it's time this dark cloud takes off and follows someone else.

Thursday, June 09, 2005

suay

that means "unlucky" for you folk who don't know better, and that's exactly how my last couple of days have been. to be fair, that's looking at the situation from the "glass half empty" position, and i know that contrary to everything i am going to write, that i've actually been pretty fortunate.

let's start with my reverse midas touch. i have no idea how i did it, but just pressing the power button on my home entertainment system was enough to cause a short circuit and blow the power converter. now i'd like to think it was my electrifying personality, but i know otherwise.

yesterday was the icing on the cake of bad luck though. less than a kilometer away from my second assignment of the day in yishun, i stop at the red light at the junction of yishun ring road and yishun avenue 4.



the sudden grinding sound associated with the slipping of tires on a wet road made me look down to confirm that my bike had indeed fully come to a stop, when all of a sudden, i was thrust forward and up. not to say that great presence of mind is a constant companion of mine, but in this case, i had the good sense to hit the brakes.

with the engine still running, i turned around and came to the realization that i was just rear-ended by a taxi.

fucking taxi drivers!

bastard had the cheek to accuse me of being in the wrong, going as far as saying "but it was a yellow light!! means you must go faster, not stop!" and "i thought you were turning right!" it wasn't till i silenced him with a "it was a red light, i was stationary, and you hit me. case closed" argument that he sullenly asked me to push my bike to the side of the road where we could settle this.

it wasn't a pretty sight.



while it doesn't look too bad in that picture, my bike was in pretty bad shape. indicator lights smashed, rear bumper cracked, license plate housing folded UNDER the bike, rear battery cover cracked, and when i opened the trunk, the whole chassis was out of alignment. have to say my bike gave as good as it got though, when it was my turn to look at his cab, it was hard to stifle my grin.





ouch.

while he initially wanted to settle, i refused and insisted on going through our insurance companies, something he grudgingly agreed to, muttering "but tomorrow i going to malaysia for a week you know?" over and over again.

suffice to say, the rest of the afternoon was spent towing the bike to the shop, then to the independent damage assessment centre to report the accident, THEN back to the bike shop. logistical nightmare.

so now i am bikeless for at least a week and a half, and contrary to what you might expect, i am really going to miss riding. i also know that i am fortunate enough to have a car to drive during this period, and that i am even more fortunate to escape this encounter unhurt and without a scratch.

maybe the glass is half full after all.

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

pseudo day off

even when i am off, i'm not.

tuesdays are going to be my regular off days for the next three months, but with the start of the new temesek polytechnic semester, it means that i will be cooped up in school teaching first year vsc students how to use a camera and the basic principles of photography and printing from noon to three, as well initiate a select group of third year students into the world of photojournalism from three to six.

today will be that much easier though. as designated field trip day, i'll spend the first half of the afternoon drinking coffee at little india waiting for students with questions, and the second half at bedok interchange doing the same.

maybe i will consider this an off day after all.

last again

everyone who needs to post about this has already done so. now it's the turn of the master procrastinator.

just a little equation to help you along:
geek + geek + lightsaber + new camera + me =



may the farce be with us

Thursday, June 02, 2005

not so smart

the hero moment of yesterday goes to ah seng, who, despite being sloshed to his eyeballs, decides to come back out into the fray of drinking men, AFTER being put into bed (and presumably passed out) flexing his muscles hulk style, and bellowing "WHO SAY I K.O.?!?!?!??!!"

not the brightest moment (they proceeded to drink him even further under the table), but certainly the most amusing one. at least he managed to stagger back to his hotel room sans shoes mostly unaided and didn't require my services to carry his dumb ass.

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

for locals only

not because i don't love my foreign friends, but just because, well to put it bluntly, you wouldn't get it.

one of the best laughs i've had in awhile, star wars episode III through the eyes of an ah beng.

kudos to mystery tan lines for a job well done.